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  2. Tattoo artist humour (:

     

  3. Fiscal Cliff Explained

     

  4. "My chemistry teacher hasn’t seen the Breaking Bad finale yet."

     

  5. black-republican:

    Long Live the King

    Brilliant

     

  6. I wish I was invited to this party :(

     


    1. <p dir=ltr> <b>Jen:</b> Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning?</p>
    2. <p dir=ltr> <b>Moss:</b> Smarties cereal.</p>
    3. <p dir=ltr> <b>Jen:</b> Oh my God...I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal.</p>
    4. <p dir=ltr> <b>Moss:</b> They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk.</p>
     

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  9. Two eyes…that’s the best amount of eyes.

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    Moss